Bear: What are you going to be for halloween?

Me: Lois Lane.

Bear: She’s not a superhero, she doesn’t have superpowers.

Me: I know.

Bear: Don’t you want to be Batman, or Superman so you can fight?

Me: But they’re boys.

Bear: Oh that’s ok you can be them.  Lewis* Lane can’t fly.

Me: I know

Bear: You could be Wonder Woman she’s cool.

Me: Yeah.

Bear: So you be Wonder Woman or Lewis Lane?

Me: Lois Lane.

Bear: She’s not a superhero.

*No matter how many times we explain to him that her name is Lois, he calls her Lewis.